'Bad Joke' Friday
There once lived a sexy snail in a forest who was very unhappy about her slow method of locomotion.
All the animals in the forest teased her, she was forever left behind others, and was always late.
One day she got lucky: she won the jackpot in the lottery!!!
Well, the first thing she did was to order herself a custom red Ferrari with a special paint job: she insisted that her initial, 'S' for Snail, be painted on the sides and hood.
She was the happiest animal in the world as she climbed in the custom leather seats of her new car, and sped away to show off her new speedy way of life.
And all the animals in the forest (including the slug) said, amazed as they saw the sexy snail in the red Ferrari zoom past them, "Look at that 'S' car go!"